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Borat Mankini Thong

Who Dares - Wins !!

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Bathketball Game
Ideal for 1-2 players, depending on the size of your bath and your level of intimacy.

Challenge opponents to a game of one on one. The loser gets the tap end!

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Silent but Deadly Alarm Clock
To use this silent alarm clock place the candle in your bottom, to the hour you wish to be awakened as indicated on the candle. Light the wick and go to sleep on your stomach! Make sure not to break wind or you'll blow the candle out

Price: £2.47 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Willy Moulding Kit

Create a permanent plaster cast momento of your pride and joy with this Willy Moulding Kit

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Voodoo Doll of Boss

This is a great voodoo doll for keeping your mean boss in check!

Price: £4.94 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Shocking Ball

This ball brings the 'Hot Potato' game upto date with this shocking version.

Pick up Shock Ball and enter a brave new world of ball games! The Shock Ball emits random electric shocks and can be used in an infinite number of ways the only limit is your imagination!

Shock Ball is battery powered (requird) and activated by the included key.

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Shocking Pen

This is the mkost shocking pen in the world!!! Try it and you will see. This item is not a toy.

Voted C5 Gadet Show's No.1 Joke

Price: £5.05 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Shocking Lighter

This novelty lighter will give you a shock when you try to use it!!! A great way to help you stop smoking. This item is not a toy.

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Over The Hill Glasses

These goggles can help your poor eyesight as you become over the hill

Price: £2.47 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Over The Hill Constipation Kit

This do-it-yourself constipation kit will release the biggest of blockages

Price: £3.88 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Over The Hill Wrinkle Remover

This sheet of sandpaper is guarenteed to remove your wrinkles - no pain, no gain

Price: £1.53 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Over The Hill Stain Remover

Wipe out those skid marks in three easy steps....

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Farting Undies

Trapped wind ?? Not a problem with these adapted pants

Price: £3.88 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Snooze Glasses
Let you sleep through lectures, seminars, work meetings and family dinners!
Give the impression you are awake - fake eyes set into the glasses!
Perfect gift for a friend, family member or work mate!

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Swearing Punch Ball

Take out all your frustrations and anger with this punch bag. It will scream obscenities at you when you give it a punch. Batteries not included

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Tight Git Wallet
Perfect for the miser who is desperate to hang on to their cash, the Tight Git Wallet is sewn shut! The stitching on this novelty gift can be unpicked - so the genuinely tight-fi sted can get their money’s worth out of this wallet!

Price: £4.95 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Drinkers Forfeit Cards

A pack of playing cards, including forfeits

Price: £2.50 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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4 Awesome Golf Balls

Bring some humour to the fairways with Paladone’s brilliant set of 4 joke golfballs. A fantastic way to wind up your mates try capturing their shocked expression on video for prolonged enjoyment

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Large Smiley Stress Ball

Don’t succumb to stress, let it go by squeezing the hell out of this happy little blob. Make him suffer for all that crap you have to take from your boss, or all the stupid things your partner does, or the idiot that cut you up this morning, or whatever gets your goat!

Price: £3.50 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Space Hopper Stress Ball

Send your stress into space with this space hopper stress ball!
Remember those care free days of your childhood

Price: £3.95 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Stetchy King Dong

Large Willy Stress Reliever (18cm tall) This will stretch to over 3 feet long for the really desperate - A real hoot at parities

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Diet Cake Decision Maker
Are you trying to be good? Are you better at being bad? Then have a little help in the diet wars – simply stick the magnetic Diet Decision Maker to your fridge and push it for a decision every time you feel a snack attack coming on! Diet Decision Maker says one of fi ve phrases like “Naughty pickers wear big knickers” and “A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips”

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Wind Up Jumping Boobs

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Inflatable Lunch Box

Hello Big Boy! Make the most of your assets and impress the girls without surgery! Simply blow up this PVC trouser bulge and tuck it into your underpants to make you stand out in a crowd, in every way!

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Inflatable Boob Job

Inflatable Instant Boob Job - Blow up the pvc boob enhancers and tuck inside your bra, to make you stand out in a crowd.

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Inflatable Boob Pillow

The Miraclebra Inflatable Pillow, great to rest your head on this lovely pair !!

Price: £3.95 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Inflatable Husband

A great gift for your lonely single girl friends -
a dream hunk in a box. Guaranteed to never
leave the toilet seat up!

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Inflatable Wife

Put an end to the nagging, the moods and the emotional outbursts: Inflatable Wife is the perfect companion for any man. She’s quiet, obedient and can sit quietly through an entire football match!

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Inflatable Perfect Man

The Inflatable Perfect Man features a dishevelled white shirt, black trousers, a bunch of roses and red heart.

The inflatable man measures approx 50 cm x 19 cm x 11 cm when inflated.

Price: £4.08 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Inflatable Perfect Woman

The Inflatable Perfect Woman features a crop top, hot pants and long boots

Measures approx 50 cm x 19 cm x 11 cm when inflated.

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Inflatable Female Doll

No stag night is complete without this lovely lady on the grooms arm !

Price: £9.95 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Inflatable Boobs

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Inflatable Mooing Cow

This sexy little cow is supplied with an electronic voicebox and will moo with delight as you play with her !!!

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Inflatable Sheep

Price: £6.99 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Disco Fever Thong
Bring a sparkle to your balls with this glitzy, glamorous briefs. All your moves will be irresistible at the next party, or just dress to impress in private! One size fits all (nearly)!

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Nipple Tassells Pink

Price: £4.07 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Bling Shower Cap Pink

Price: £5.05 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Beer Goggles

Put on the Beer Goggles and see how great everyone looks! Make everything look better with these Beer Goggles

Price: £3.50 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Masturbation Kit

Everything they need for their sad lonley life.

Price: £4.08 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Holy Soap

Makes bath time a lot more Fun !

Price: £2.64 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Bath Time Willy Fizzies

Pack of 7 bath time fizzing bombs

Price: £5.10 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Fuzzy Dice

Give your car the retro look with these hanging fuzzy dice

Price: £3.06 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Condoms Small Pecker (Joke)
Small Pecker Size.
For that LITTLE man . Packet of 3 Condoms

Price: £3.50 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Enormex Condom

Enormex Giant Novelty Condom

Price: £3.06 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Flashing Brown Nose

The ulitmate secret santa gift for the 'office brown noser'. Flashing is activated by pulling the nose.

Can I smell a promotion coming on.

Price: £2.95 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Flashing Breast Lights

No piercing Required !!!
Fits any Breasts

Price: £3.95 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Washing Up Gloves Pink Sequins
This pair of Pink Sequin Washing Up Gloves, have a fabulous ring, and pink sequin and furry cuff...... Who said washing up had to be dull?

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Washing Up Gloves Pink and Pearls
This pair of Pink Sequin Washing Up Gloves, have a fabulous ring, with a furry cuff and pearls ...... Who said washing up had to be dull?

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A Pair of Festive Christmas Gloves

How Clean Is Yours ..............

A pair of Red washing up Gloves with festive trim and attached Stone Ring

This item arrives boxed.

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Washing Up Gloves Black
This pair of Black Washing Up Gloves, have a fabulous ring, with pink fluffy cuffs and braclet ...... Who said washing up had to be dull?

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Totty Counter
Keep track of adoring looks with your own Totty Clicker! Race your mates to a high tally – the loser can buy the next round!

Price: £3.95 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Dick or Fanny Wipes

A humorous box containing tissues.

Available in two designs
(Dick Wipes) or (Fanny Wipes)

Price: £1.59 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Dick Wipes

Fanny Wipes

Dickie Bow Tie

For the well dressed willie! A great gift

Price: £1.95 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Cream Filled Willies

Milk chocolate willies filled with a creamy rich fondant.

Price: £4.50 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Large Chocolate Willy

Succulent milk chocolate penis

Price: £4.95 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Chocolate Dick on a Stick

Penis shaped chocolate lollipop

Price: £2.50 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Chocolate Body Paint

A tube of Chocolate body spead with brush

Price: £3.50 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Tongue Dinger

Experience pleasure beyond you wildest dreams with this oral , vibrating tongue ring

Price: £4.47 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Adult Jelly Bits

Jelly designs (gummy) in assorted flavours.

Available in Willies or Boobs

Price: £3.50 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Candy G string multi

Price: £4.95 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Candy Multi Bra

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Candy Garter

Price: £3.06 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Candy Pouch

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Penis Hoopla Game

Just like the fairground game (well almost). Can you toss the ring ?

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Baby Nappy Set

Includes Giant Nappy, Giant Safty Pin and Jumbo Dummy

Price: £6.99 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Glow in the Dark Foreplay Dice

Roll the dice if you DARE !!

Price: £2.95 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Fart Machine - remote controlled
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST GAG ITEM EVER

WORKS UP TO 50 FEET AWAY AND THROUGH WALLS
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More...

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Fever Unwrap Me Costume

Sexy christmas costume includes nightie and knickers

Price: £18.61 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Small 8 - 10

Medium 12 - 14

Pretty Woman Apron

Pretty woman apron

Price: £14.95 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Miss Santa Adult Apron

A nice little Xmas Gift

Price: £14.10 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Naked Fat Man Apron

An outrageous apron of the perfect male body

Price: £15.28 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Jane Apron

Me Tarzan ... You Jane

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Tarzan Apron

Me Tarzan ... You Jane

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Sheep Shagger Apron

Honestly your honor ... I was just helping the sheep over a fence.

Great gift idea.

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Bird Shagging Apron

"Just like a chicken" did I hear you say ?

Price: £12.93 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Wet T Shirt Apron

The ideal winner. A Miss Wet T-Shirt apron, guaranteed to impress.

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Union Jack Man Apron

UK macho man apron

Price: £14.95 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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I'm Your Slave Apron

Can you resist this temptress

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Novelty Apron Maid

Anyone for 'Breakfast In Bed !!

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Gorilla Apron

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Dream Man Apron

The ideal Dream man

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Mr Fitness Apron

The perfect body

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Record Man Apron

Is that a gun in your Lunch-Box ?

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Miss Santa Apron and Hat

A velvet apron with matching hat

Price: £6.99 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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Giant A4 Cards
Giant Vegas Nights designed A4 sized playing cards- Big gamblers only. Play your cards right and you can have hours of fun !!

Price: £15.30 (Including VAT at 17.5%)

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